So I was driving along with my best friend in the passenger seat next to me. Suddenly the car in front of me skidded on ice and I had to emergency brake. Before I knew it my hand was across my friend to stop her from flying forwards She looked at me and told me she couldn’t believe that my first thought would be to save her. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that, as a pizza delivery driver, I have developed a reflex action to stop the pizzas flying off the seat whenever I emergency brake.

(Source: laughingisbetter)

bioWHERE IS DRAGON AGE III 

(Source: hawkenchilada)

imagineyourotp:

Imagine your OTP going to a movie they’ve been looking forward to for a long time…but ten minutes in, Person A falls asleep on Person B’s shoulder.

imagineyourotp:

Imagine your OTP living happily ever after

(last post. I’m sorry.)

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

(Source: earthnation)

i actually feed on intelligence

i love it when people know a lot about a lot of things

about music, films, religion, beliefs, history

i love listening to peoples opinions 

i love big words

i want to suck in all these smart things like a sponge

(Source: pakao)

nayx:

let me explain something to you son, exeggcute is a pile of eggs that evolves into a palm tree

colorado-wannabe:

So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”